May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Those who brought Buzdar, brought Maryam.
The hen that laid these two eggs is the same.
Do we agree on that?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
One was an idiot and avoided the public display of being an arse;
The other is an idiot in love of public display of being an arse.
We’re gonna have a problem here..
The one better than the other or the other being better from the one is a debate too mind boggling and subterranean.
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us,
Fuck it, let’s all stand up.
A Democratic Footnote – Pakistan
With all the disagreements and criticisms you have with AIML or Jinnah – some valid – there is one core aspect of history that we forget and miss out conveniently.
Yes, I know about Lahore Resolution of 1940 and how it was ‘states’ and not ‘state’ and the word ‘Pakistan’ wasn’t even mentioned in the speech, and how the one who presented it, was discarded afterwards. Yes, I know.
But even then, you must remember and acknowledge that Pakistan is one of the rare countries in the world that was born democratically.
It was the provincial elections of 1946 that paved the way for Pakistan. Congress won 923 seats; AIML 425. Bengal, Punjab and Sindh made a clear, categorical case for Pakistan – as that was AIML’s manifesto. After elections, nothing could stop the country from emerging on the world map.
A country literally born from the ballot, not the bullet.
Before 1946, there were the 1937 elections, where AIML lost badly. It was only a blunder by Congress in 1939 when it resigned from ministries and Jinnah took over the moment to campaign in a different direction to eventually seal Independence.
Ah, a side note: remember who else did a similar blunder like Congress? Yes. Those who never read and learn from history. PTI in 2023 – resigning from Punjab and KP assemblies. Never miss history and never miss a chance to point out historical idiots. You may sound cool, look good, but a fool remains a fool.
Anyway. This country, this land – with all the misery its own children have bestowed upon it, is a land of democratic mystery. It wasn’t born out of war. Or a military conquest. Or even a revolution.
It was an evolution. It was a democratically won independent country.
Ironically, since its democratic birth, it hasn’t seen democracy. Only boots, barracks, barrel, and guns. Blood, violence, dead bodies, and coffins.
Yet, its DNA remains democratic. And it shall snatch that back someday. Democratically. Or not so democratically.
Conversation with Jinnah
You: May your soul rest in peace, sir.
Jinnah: It won’t.
You: Sir?
Jinnah: You people have failed the dream.
You: Yes, we have.
Jinnah: This country was not made to experiment with radicalism, be it religious or non-religious. It was not made to experiment with different forms of dictatorships and martial laws. I told you categorically that it would be a democracy. A state of the people, by the people, for the people – under complete civil order.
You: Yes sir.
Jinnah: Look what you have made? A mess. Everyone is enforcing on everyone else. Through guns, powder and power – without reason. We got this Pakistan on table with reasoning. Just dialects. Not force or war or battle. What’s this nonsense going around now? Killing and forcing your own fellow Pakistanis? Everyone in the pecking order spitting the one below him.
You: I have no answer sir.
Jinnah: You are the answer.
You: I am not. I am just a speck. I see hopelessness. When your sister couldn’t do it, none of us can.
Jinnah: Yes, you can. Together.
You: There is no we sir.
Jinnah: Then organize.
You: How?
Jinnah: By words. By dialects. By convincing. Not by force but by awareness through reasoning and dialogues. It will take decades; but every decade will be better than the previous one and it will not be like now where you are all living in a constant state of disgust, misery, and fear. Fatima was too old and too tired for military and its guns.
You: I agree sir. But she had a base. Here we are scattered and divided. People are abducted and killed. Others don’t even feel the pain until their own doors are knocked and knocked down.
Jinnah: Initiate struggle.
You: How can I struggle when I don’t see hope?
Jinnah: Imagine, write, convey, and convince. Hope will show a path. Paddle, and you will swim towards the shore.
You: I will drown like all others.
Jinnah: No, you will not drown before raising a generation to rise further but this will take time. Forty years for the Prophet to receive the first call – Iqra, ‘Read’. Twenty-three years for the Quran to be revealed – Walyatalattaf, ‘Handle with kindness and deliberation’. Forty years for Moses and his people to wander in the desert. About two decades for Christ to work in obscurity before his divine mission. Fourteen years for Rama’s exile in the Ramayana. Even Beethoven’s Ninth took over thirty years and Taj Mahal twenty-two. Just begin. It took me from 1906 to 1940 to conclude that a separate homeland was the solution, not separate electorates. When I saw hopelessness in one path, I found another: Pakistan. I know there are ifs and buts even in the way this country was conceived and in my own actions. Fine. Speak of that too. Criticize me. Question all your elders. Then reach a consensus of disagreements. Bury us and write your own constitution.
You: I am sorry sir.
Jinnah: No, don’t be. Just take the first step. Begin.
You: Will it be worth a struggle?
Jinnah: Absolutely.
You: Will you witness that?
Jinnah: [He smirks, turns to the round table where over a hundred sit smiling] Why not?
Allama Bureaucrat Iqbal
Now Sialkot would be known for two Muhammad Iqbals – one who saw a dream, and the other who lived it – at least for some time.
One single ADC(R) of Sialkot – a bureaucrat – has done corruption worth millions of rupees. There were alleged foreign tours. Commercial and other properties. Land Cruiser. Rolex, unlike James Bond. Millions in cash.
He’s been taken. On trial now. Let’s see how innocent he comes out of the judicial brothel.
Now that’s just one bastard in the hierarchy.
Imagine all of them. In provincial and federal offices. Count each and every one among all their ‘superior’ groups in the entirety of the hierarchy of bastards. And you may be able to count how much they rake in through corruption.
Pakistan can get rid of all the foreign loans if they can take back from what the bureaucracy takes out from the system. We don’t even need to talk about Swiss accounts or offshore companies or some pizzas.
Remember: they are nurtured by the state. Like a mother nurturing her child from an extramarital… oh! Please, let me write straight…
They get free cars, homes, electricity, servants, petrol, etc. Then they get more from the department they’re posted in. Then they have subsidized education for their kids and free one for themselves – usually Masters in Public Policy from international universities – another waste of millions – because it brings nothing home, and doesn’t even count as corruption.
After all this, they get salaries. Which is basically the pocket money as everything else is already paid for by the state. Comparing their salary with someone, even a CEO of some company, is a gross miscalculation and injustice.
Let me give you an example. A Deputy Secretary I know of. Did CSS. Entered PAS. Now in a provincial department as a DS. Can’t wake up early. Comes to office after 1 PM – right at lunchtime, catered by another wing of the Department. After that he sits and roams and meets friends. Signs a couple of files upwards or downwards. Send 2-4 messages on WhatsApp in a week. Hasn’t opened his laptop for work in the last year. Rarely attends a meeting. And managed to have a couple of foreign tours already. Sexy.
For doing all this service, he gets all that is mentioned above. If you calculate all that is spent on him by the state in a month, it would be over Rs.2 million. And what does he give back? Middle-finger!
Mind you, we haven’t counted under the table deals here. Not even a mango crate’s worth. Otherwise, even after everything they get from the state for passing a test, they’ve got pig bellies, and they want more. So, they take whatever comes their way. They don’t even leave orphans and widows.
Other than all this, if you get to know how they exploit women sexually based on their official powers and seat, you will get to know a lot of them are manipulative predators. Not all. But definitely a lot. Because the seat they put their arse on, can do some wonders. Not them. The seat.
Anyway, that one arrest in Sialkot is the tip of the iceberg. It will be covered. And cooled down. Because these incompetents are still running the show. They will let the system keep on moving like that as they have been doing since the British Raj.
A month back, the Prime Minister Office published an advertisement to hire Federal Secretaries from private sector. Even the worst form of the government is tired of these bureaucrats – because they don’t know a damn thing. They keep on misguiding the governments to run on outdated ideas and processes. That advertisement jolted the bureaucrats, and they resisted – panicked, even.
Anyway, even Federal Secretaries from private sector cannot do miracles. Because there will be a complete hierarchy of bureaucrats below them who will not let them win.
And that is why no single man / woman can take this country out of the mess – until both civil and uncivil establishments are taken by balls. One needs to be removed, the other, to be screwed.
Exhale!
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”
Al-Pacino said that to Andy Garcia in The Godfather III (1990). Then the heart attack. Then that scene – ultimate acting – when his daughter gets shot.
Her last word: “Dad?” Not a statement. A question mark. What if she hadn’t even said that?
The silent scream in extreme grief is one of the most iconic and heart-wrenching scenes in the history of cinema. Yet, Al-Pacino didn’t win an Oscar for the Godfather. Marlon Brando gets one. Robert Di Nero gets too. But Al Pacino, nah!
Fathers don’t win like that.
It was 2 years later, in 1992, that Al Pacino wins an Oscar. A blind colonel, like any colonel in Pakistan. Hoo-ah! “Remember son, when in doubt, fuck.”
Oh! By the way, thank you for missing me. Not. Likewise. It was pleasure not meeting you. Yeah, yeah!
There are two parallel worlds. On one side is a father. Since the divorce, he is going in and out of courts. Adopting all the sane, peaceful, and legal means to get connected to her daughter. It helped for some time, but then the other party had better ways to follow. The illegal and corrupt ways.
It’s been 9 years since the father saw his daughter. In these 9 years, there are over 900 doucheags who said, “you will meet her soon. Sooner than soon. There is always that someone up in the sky…”
Hoo-ah! When in doubt…
The courts, which rarely are able to provide justice, provided injustice swiftly. The mother was able to get a passport for the minor, without the consent or the knowledge of the father. And flew abroad.
How beautiful is that? Like any Greek tragedy!
And honestly, meeting someone or not meeting someone – does that matter? Not really. The time passes and you finally hug death in eternity. How much such stories were in 250 BC? 500 AD? 750 AD? 12 century? Middle ages? Renaissance? Enlightenment? Industrial Revolution? Victorian Era? Romanticism? Any of those painful tragedies alive now. No. All dead. Dismissed.
Pains come with deadlines. You die; they die. Handle them with love. Nurture them. They stay loyal. They never leave. They never cheat.
Deep down you all know that the people who are corrupt are better. There is no other way apparently. They instill fear. They rule by fear. They know how to use the fear to kill your demons.
Consciousness and conscientiousness are nothing more than disadvantages with a good PR. The foresight on which you cherish is exactly the point where you lose the game of life.
The law of the land is based on lies and corruption. Here, you can either go to courts or keep on going to courts for justice – resulting in injustice. Or you can bribe the system. Lie. Cheat. And become the owner of things you don’t own.
But does it matter? Not really. You do what you can do. And the rest is absolute waste of neurons.
Just like any relation. Any word. Any promise. Any stare. Any hug. Any kiss. Absolute waste.
How many times do you wonder about the un-responded insults? How you wish, how cleanly and cruelly could you answer all the ugly words thrown at you? And how well do you know the answers? With examples? With words?
جواب حضرت نصیح کو ہم بھی کچھ دیتے
جو گفتگو کے طریقے سے گفتگو کرتے
But then, it ain’t worth it. Because the person on the other side of aisle ain’t worth it. At least not anymore.
So, let him / her die a hero. Afterall, it was an unpublished story. Let the villain be a hero and let the hero be a villain – or let all be the villains and antagonists so that the one – who doesn’t matter – may live in euphoria.
Remember, there are preferences. Some always want to be like “I left him / her.” Some wants to be like “I was deceived.” Some want to remember themselves miserable. Some want to believe they were cheated on. Some want to live in denial. And then some simply ctrl + z.
If a glimpse conclusions could have been seen at the beginning – or a mere sight of epilogue at the prologue – catastrophe of emotions among human affairs could have been avoided. But then, life is misery and without misery we don’t die. We must suffer before we are shown the hellfire. It’s a tragic comedy of existence.
For example, a glimpse of divorce at marriage. Both marriage and divorce are legal / halal. So, no. Let the orchestra be played in entirety. Let the filth be spread from the bedroom to the house to the relatives to the court. Let there be some fun for the rest of the jerking crap of the world.
Come to the more passionate, more natural, more promising, and more emotional side of the two humans. Yes, the haram side, which is actually more honest and natural.
Into each other. In love and in songs. In drives and in arms. Over time, the true poison seeped through sweats, getting mixed with the expensive scents and bringing up the true stink. The true beginning of the affair.
Only coming to know that the perfect other for the last two or three or four or even five years was a piece of crap. A waste. Years and emotions are not wasted as we grew with them, but they are definitely wasted on the wrong person. The one not deserving of it at all.
You ain’t deserving it either. You are part of the crap. Don’t imagine yourself a hero. Or heroine. Or ice.
It’s a two-way sword. If she’s stinky, so are you. If he’s ugly, so are you. If one is incompatible; well, both are. And realistically, no one’s compatible. There are compromises and transactional affairs. Give some, take some. Leave some.
All decaying organic matter as every other reptile. Same compost heap. All singing, all dancing, crap of the world.
The charming, the beautiful – but it’s the ending that matters the most. It’s the one that haunts you or relieves you. Let the other party throw all the trash over you. Let them die a hero. Let them be the better half. Let them be. Be.
Let it all vomit on your face.
Let all the accusations land on your lap.
Let all the stink be yours.
Let your stars carry all the faults.
Let you be the ugly one.
Let it be “okay”.
Don’t hit back. Let the insults land. Let the spit dry. Let the stink wash away. And snap. Gone. You feel nothing. Not even hate. Okay, a little hate maybe, but it shall die too. At least with you.
You don’t need to win every battle. You don’t need to argue every time. You don’t need to respond all the time. You don’t need to give a fuck about everything. Your fucks are limited. And important. Save them for worthy spreads ahead.
You may now kiss the bribe. Bride.
Now you may kiss the arse. Fucktards.
Lahore, Monsoon & Short Stories
Every day has been a new short story in Lahore’s monsoon. July has been blessed and seduced to an extent that it has been wet for over two weeks now.
It’s evening in noon. Again. Other times, it’s dark days and thundering nights. Last night’s drive in the rain was scary to hell, but it was too seducing to be spent at home.
Imagine a short story in a dark day.
Stuck on a flooded road and there’s this small woman in a small car. Smiling and talking to herself – a little confused but unable to leave Lahore on its own. Short curly hair. Large eyeglasses with a thin frame. Thin lips. Fairly fair. And then you don’t mind being stuck.
In fact, you carry the short story slowly without being annoyed anymore of being late for something very, very… unimportant. Then, at one most significant moment of the monsoon day in Lahore, she looks at you, smiles, and gestures as if to say “We’re stuck”.
“Yes, we are,” he smirks and thinks and then he thinks to be stuck for a little longer.
Nothing seems important after that unknown woman. And your day goes on beautifully – without a future, promise, conflict, judgement, or separation.
A complete short story is the incomplete one.
I know. Frustrating. The narrator is ignorant and blasphemous. Fine.
Imagine the monsoon in Lahore again. The whole season being spent with the one. In one’s arm. Hand in hand, waiting for the rain to fall so they can hug without this city’s judgement. Driving in the rain toward unknown destinations. Hand in hand.
The first rain and the first gesture.
Another one with a hug.
Another one with a kiss.
Another rain, another love, still with the same one.
Then comes frustration.
What’s more? How to get more? Possession!
Then comes the conflict – another rain, and the first argument.
Then the first fight with no contact for the three rainless days when the city tried to took a break, though the sun didn’t shine either.
Then what? More rains and more fights.
More arguments.
Both wanting more from each other. Hence, frustration.
And then, before the last spell of the monsoon… it ends. The novel ended before the season did. The divorce lasted longer than the marriage. In fact, the divorce came without a marriage.
Such a shame.
Come back to the short story. The girl with a curly hair, no dragon tattoo, one small gesture, a wide thin smile, and that was that – the end. Perverts.
Like this rain ended without an epilogue in Lahore.
For another rain to fall.
For another short story to be written.
For another eternity to be marked.
Whatever. Lahore is a whore even without the monsoon. This city is that whore of Manto that cannot be ignored and that cannot be left ever.
Deaths Without Notice
Remember Bret Easton Ellis’s ‘America Psycho’? A novel written in 1991 and a movie made in 2002 with the same name starring Christian Bale. Patrick Bateman, the protagonist who was actually an antagonist, was into murders and executions – not mergers and acquisitions alone – and talked about killing a colleague but no one believed him.
Everyone was busy. Nobody cared. And city lives on even if some of the residents are missing all of a sudden. Nobody notices.
Two cases in recent times. Both from the media industry in Karachi, and both women.
An elderly woman dies in her apartment. Her body was found only after neighbors complained about the foul odor. Nobody checked on her in over a week. No friend. No relatives. No one panicked for her.
In the second case, a 32-year-old girl dies in her apartment. And she remained there for months. At least 6 months. Nobody checked on her. No one panicked for her. With over 700k followers on Instagram, she was as alone as a lone star in a moonless night with no one looking in the sky.
People have already talked about her cold-hearted family but what about others? Not a single friend? No one? Literally no one missed her. No one noticed that she wasn’t there anymore.
It is as if we are living in a post-apocalyptic era with zombies running around the city in the day. Yes, there is a war of views and likes, reels and images, wealth and material; but ultimately, we are all humans, and we all are vulnerable at least once a day. Yet, no one felt vulnerable for her. No one missed her.
Even if she was murdered or if there was any foul play of some sort – no one actually missed her presence anywhere. Not on social media. Not on some set. Not anywhere.
A friend of mine – an arsehole by definition – was out of contact last year for 24-hours. It was General Elections day in Feb 2024. Networks were off. Internet was not working. But I, with another friend of mine, panicked for that arsehole. We decided to check on to him at 1 am – with all the wild imaginations – only to find him alive.
By the way, how good was the landlord here. Sent multiple notices. Went to the court. Came to the apartment with the bailiff. Didn’t break into the apartment in all these months. Too nice to be…
Ayesha Khan was 77. Humaira Asghar was 32. One had children and one had parents – yet both didn’t matter for them. Both had a life in front of camera and limelight – yet their absence wasn’t noticed.
We all think as Bulleh Shah said, “I won’t die – someone else lies in the grave.”
Yes. For now. We feel sad for the gone ones once they are gone without realizing that they are switched-off, done and dusted from this world. It is us who are left to witness our death. Some of us will die exactly like that. Without making a ripple. And some will die in uglier circumstances. Terminal illness. Stuff like that.
Notice. Has been served.
Time Travelling, Book of Walli, Marla & Love
I am interested in time. Not because it is the most valuable gift you can offer to someone or anyone, but also because it is a mystery in itself. It passes through you and leaves the same instant. Leaving behind some scent, some touch, some memories, and nostalgia.
Since Walli’s character in the book struggles with time too (not a time traveler kinda book though), I am always interested in time movies.
Following are some movies with definite spoilers:
In the movie ‘The Butterfly Effect’, Ashton Kutcher goes back again and again to get something right in past – particularly to be with the girl he loved, but he couldn’t. because every time he moved back to the present, the changes would have been messed up. He never got the love of his life even with the power over time. His final solution to back in time kills himself in his mother’s womb.
In ‘About Time’ Domhnall Gleeson had to make choices or else he could lose a loved one (his father, sister, wife, and children). He was unable to save the marriage of his sister with time traveling or cancer of his father. And a little movement between present and past could change even the face of his children – he actually lost a son because when he came back, there was a different son with different face and personality playing in his home. He had the power, but he was in the losing side of finding happiness.
Then we have Keanu Reeve’s and Sandra Bullock’s ‘The Lake House’. Two people fell in love through letters in their mailbox – same mailbox for each, as the two were living in a different time but in the same lake house. Well, these two connect and find love but with a wait of 2 years without meeting or talking – just writing. And yes, Reeve’s had to dodge death just like he dodged bullets.
In ‘Time Traveler’s Wife’ Rachel McAdams had to oversee Eric Bana, who time travelled unwillingly. He gets the love of his life through time travel, but he had to die early only to meet through time travelling later. Overall, both suffered in their quest for love with time throwing them apart and putting them together involuntarily.
In ‘Predestination’ (one of the finest ones with fine background music) Ethan Hawke travels so much in time that he becomes all of his relatives. His own mother. His own father. And his own assassin. This is a remarkable time travel movie. And the lesson is same, even time in your control is not in your control.
In ‘Source Code’ of Jake Gyllenhaal, he falls in love during the time travel. Every time, he had roughly 8 minutes to stop a bomb and to win love that he had just met and to save her too. It’s a good movie. Could have been one of the best if ending could have been relevant with the present time.
Jake Gyllenhaal has another finest movie, ‘Donnie Darko’. He had to sacrifice himself to save others and his love Jena Malone. Otherwise, she had to die. So, one of them had to die because love was destined to die.
In ‘Looper’, Joseph Gordon, who is a hitman, had to go in future to kill himself. Emily Blunt comes in and there’s a secondary love story. Ends in tragedy though. Hence, even going to future does not answer all the questions.
‘Mr. Nobody’ of Jared Leto is a remarkable movie. As long as you don’t choose, every possibility is possible. Three girls, three marriages, three lives… in parallel. Everything was hypothetical. And there was no peace or love.
In ‘Triangle’, Mellisa George gets trapped in time loop in a ship. I don’t know why but I liked that movie. Its script and execution were different and kept you on toes.
Then there is ‘Click’ of Adam Sandler. He chose to fast forward his life parts which he thought were boring. That included sex with his wife. It’s a funny movie so it had its loopholes.
Tom Cruise did two movies in this genre of time traveling, ‘Minority Report’ and ‘Edge of Tomorrow’. Edge of Tomorrow is somewhat like Source Code where a certain time period had to be played multiple times until the target is achieved.
In ‘Minority Report’, crimes were stopped before they were actually committed through time related technology. But then, there were flaws in the system. This movie was ahead of its time as it was released in 2002.
Lastly, there’s ‘Dorian Gray’ based on the book of Oscar Walide. A beautiful man stays eternally young as time stopped for him, yet the rest of the world moved as usual with time. This corrupted him and his love which ended in tragedy. The evil within grows and he becomes a slave to pleasure and sin. Eternal youth become a curse for himself, as well as society.
Now coming to the book; and our very own: Walli. Our protagonist for years without the complete story. Without the beginning. Without the perfect tragedy to end.
There won’t be time travelling in the main plot. Nothing like that. But there would be ‘snapped’. I hope the book will explain this indirectly and you will get the crux. You know, you should write that book that you always wanted to read. The perfect book of yours.
In all this time-travel movies and scripts, I am unable to manage time. Days are gone without writing a word, and then a good day comes with free flow of words. Still, target is to end it before the summer ends.
Lastly, we started this from ‘love’, which actually doesn’t exist. It’s a subjective concept. Pretty selfish. With obsessive compulsions. Lying and cheating. And zero patience.
Imagine, a Marla comes in your life. Sparked. Connected. Hence, love. Now what? Obsession? Complete control of the other? Slavery? Contract? Never-ending chemistry? How messed up this concept of love is. It’s gagging. It gets you by the neck, chokes you, suffocates you, you can’t even breathe properly, yet you can’t die.
Just pray, no one meets Marla in the straight time flow we have. Else, you have to go back in time to kill your own self. Or you have to go in the future to murder your ego and self-respect. Because Marla will choke you if you won’t succumb to her control, obsession, and selfishness. She wants all in all. every bit of you and every second of your time.
If that’s love, it’s worth avoiding. Worth burying.
After War
War has made both sides bonkers. It’s not as clean for your side as you think. And it’s not as ugly for the other side as you mock. But yes, it ended with Pakistan on top. And that’s how you rhyme in war.
I was reading Mehdi Hasan’s “Win Every Argument” when the war broke out. Honestly, we are nothing short of loud comedians ourselves.
Let’s start with Piers Morgan Show. Yes, the host has always been biased. He’s someone who thinks Ronaldo is better than Messi. His credibility goes down the gutter therein. What happened after his famous interview with Ronaldo before the FIFA World Cup 2022? And what happened afterwards? Messi.
So, what were you expecting? A host supporting you? All the settings in your favor? Then how could it have been a debate?
A real debater is the one who wins the arguments in a hostile environment. That environment was not even completely hostile. Yes, the other side had two idiots to represent India but what did we do?
First, let’s make an answer for one of the hardest questions for every future Pakistani debater on international platforms.
As Piers Morgan and Barkha Dutt asked Hina Rabbani Khar (and Mehdi Hasan asked her exactly the same question in 2015 and she deflected):
“Do you recognize certain outfits as terror organization?”
Hina Rabbani didn’t answer. She knew she had been asked this question before. She knew she would be asked again. And she is a politician, associated with foreign affairs. And she had 9 years to prepare an answer. Yet, she deflected.
Here’s an answer:
“Yes, we do recognize and ban organizations involved in terrorism. Pakistan has consistently acted against such groups – JeM and LeT were banned in 2002, Al-Qaeda in 2003, and TTP in 2008. We have conducted extensive counterterrorism operations, fulfilling our obligations under UN, and our efforts have been acknowledged by the FATF. Pakistan’s commitment to combating terrorism is firm and ongoing. We have paid the price with over 70,000 casualties. Do you think we are not serious? We believe that all countries must hold extremist actors accountable, and we urge others to demonstrate the same commitment – without exception.”
Now, if an Indian happens to be there in the debate – like in the Piers Morgan show – the answer would continue as:
“Having said that, what has India done? There was the Gujarat massacre in 2002, the Ajmer Dargah bombing in 2007, the Malegaon and Modasa blasts in 2008, the Odisha Assembly attack in 2001, and the Lakhimpur Kheri violence in 2021. Over 2,000 people have lost their lives in Babri Masjid demolition. Countless incidents of mob lynching and cow vigilantism have plagued India. Even sexual violence has been weaponized, as seen in the horrific Bilkis Bano case. These incidents are linked to individuals and groups affiliated with the RSS and BJP. And what has been India’s response? They elevated the Butcher of Gujarat to the office of Prime Minister – and then choose to question Pakistan.”
But no. We had zero preparation.
Imagine knowing the exact question that will appear on the exam and still leaving it blank. That was Miss Hina Rabbani. Don’t praise the debaters just because you happen to be their countrymate.
Imagine Shashi Tharoor there instead of Barkha Dutt. Things would have been catastrophic.
Shehzad Ghias started low. The OBL response took him off guard. That’s fine. His comeback in the last five minutes was exceptionally good with cherry on top, with the last two words. Those last 5 minutes were the victorious part of the show for Pakistan. Only.
Still, we were lucky to escape that debate with their poorest presenters sent to fight the war. Just like they did in the dogfight, perhaps.
We mock their mainstream media accurately. But our own mainstream media is as pathetic, except we don’t shout like Arnab Goswami. We maintain a decorum of hypocrisy. We keep our one eye closed.
For example, exactly during the war days, people were killed in FATA. Who killed them? Why were they killed? Something? Anything? Nothing on mainstream media. In fact, social media filtered them out too because nobody wanted to see their backyard in jubilations. Why stink your media or timeline?
For us, the eastern border is everything and the western border is nothing. On one side, we cry about civilian casualties and on the other side we pile up dead bodies.
In the ugly Indian mainstream media, there were panelists who sat and analyzed their weaknesses. They talked about their losses. They criticized their government and military harshly. Did we see anything like that? No.
This jingoism has cost us a lot internally. A stupid enemy – yes, India – has hurt itself by poking the animal who got wounded by attacking its own tribe for decades. These war dramatics have covered up all our mess and the real perpetrators have gotten another blank cheque to perform at will.
YouTube can be your source of current affairs and documentaries, but it cannot be a source of learning. For that, you need to leave these podcasters, these shows, and these jokers. They all sell content even when they say “I am not asking you to subscribe” just make themselves a niche content creator. They are there for view and likes and subscribers.
Right now, they are all onto targeting each other with all the logical fallacies at display. But since the audience of herd likes it, everyone is in love with every YouTuber. In the comments section, praises are kept, and it looks like they are all loved even in insulting each other.
In her 1,000-page book “My Seditious Heart”, Arundhati Roy had written some in-depth and long articles. Those articles cover 2001 Parliament attack, the 2002 burning of the Sabarmati Express, and the 2007 bombing of the Samjhauta Express, the government of India announced that it has ‘clear and incontrovertible proof’ that the LeT did that. She proved with timelines, objective information, police record, and court hearings that none of them were proved as the Indian Government claimed.
She wrote: “In its judgment, the court acknowledged that there was no proof that Mohammad Afzal belonged to any terrorist group but went on to say, ‘The collective conscience of the society will only be satisfied if capital punishment is awarded to the offender.’ Even today we don’t really know who the terrorists that attacked the Indian Parliament were and who they worked for.”
But since no one reads anymore and everyone is up to YouTubers who pretend to read twenty books a week – which is humanly impossible. Hence, no one in any debate or podcast quoted Roy. Or the wording of Indian Courts. Or something else. Everything has become all about instant rebuttals, personal attacks, one-liner-insults, and reactions.
Don’t get consumed. If you want to, then watch the opposing narratives too. And then analyze your own with open mind. [I too get consumed by tapping X or YouTube and then when you realize, half an hour is wasted already.]
Lastly, to the viral of mother of an Indian soldier tells everything. Her eyes had grief of an entire generation in a single stare. She did her job. Walked to the coffin. Touched the flowers. Pictured. But her son was tightly boxed and flag wrapped over it. Her son was never going to come and greet her ever again.
A mother here or a mother there; is a mother anywhere.
A widow here or a widow there is a widow.
A child who lost his father – in Pakistan or in India – is going to be fatherless for the rest of his/her life.
If these pains are not going to humanize us, nothing else will.
As Arundhati Roy said, “flags are bits of colored cloth that governments use first to shrink-wrap people’s brains and then as ceremonial shrouds to bury the dead.”
This whole war and its aftereffects are getting tiring day by day. Save your mind and your eyes and avoid this as it is becoming overconsumed junk now. Don’t trash yourself and make yourself busy doing what you were supposed to be actually doing.
And ‘speak the truth, even if your voice shakes’.
Post Pehalgam
Truth lies beneath.
Truth. Lies. Oxymoron.
A billion-dollar industry thrives on both sides, selling the same story to their poor, hungry, illiterate, stunted, malnourished, thirsty, diseased taxpayers.
The story of more weapons, more military, more missiles, more tanks, more fighter jets, more martyrs, more blood… and more budget.
Budget. More.
Behind the smokescreen stand the same ugly profiteers of war. Poor will suffer. Poor will die. Poor will make the news. And the rich war capitalists will grow richer from the starved-nations’ budget – without firing a bullet or standing in the war zone.
This is business. It has always been business.
In history, wars were for the ego of a man, a couple of men, a family, or a dynasty.
Today, wars are fought for those whose names and faces are hidden behind songs and war advertisements. They remain hidden – but they make profit from every single drop of blood, spilled or forgotten.