Aurat March is foreign-funded.
Mahrang Baloch is foreign-funded.
PTM is foreign-funded.
BYC is foreign-funded.
Liberals are foreign-funded.
Ahmadis are foreign-funded.
Dawn is foreign-funded.
Edhi was foreign-funded.
Asma Jahangir was foreign-funded.
Sabeen was foreign-funded.
Parween was foreign-funded.
Herald was foreign-funded.
Our pimping-wars were US-funded – from making Talibans to killing Talibans to reviving Talibans to apologizing Talibans.
Ever wondered if 23rd March was foreign-funded too?
The whole country is foreign-funded. Yet it remains poor, stunted, and myopic. But not everything is foreign-funded.
Movies, songs, advertisements, goosebumps, and nationalism are ISPR-funded.
TLP, JuD, LeJ, SSP, banned outfits, unbanned outfits, polo grounds, marriage halls, elections, nightmares are Pindi-funded.
Blasphemy and mob lynchings are funded at community-level through madrassahs and mosques.
Bureaucracy Babus and Aapis are poor taxpayers-funded to run Instagram overtly and bribe-chains covertly.
Hate and corruption are mutually-funded.
Accountability? Selectively-funded.
Justice and truth? Unfunded.
