Haye! Us zood-e-pashemaan ka pashemaan hona!
Such a sad day for all those who were thinking that IG story was a bluff. Or a fake story. Or a comedy.
Well, it was comedy of errors. The puppet laughed and had no clue what to call it.
All the warriors were busy burying the story as a hoax. Surprise!
A day will come and the sun will rise when you will realize that things are deeper than you think. Just kidding. Such a day won’t come. You will never realize. It’s part of your comedic-neuro-system.
So, go to sleep. They will take care of you and your lands and your IGs.
Keep busy denying. And dying.