Category: Pakistan

After this much disgrace and insult, if I would have been the PM – in place of the incumbent Joker – I would have done the following right away, without thinking about my future, which is already dark: 1. The chief boy to be sacked and sent home immediately. 2. Initiation of court martials against…

In this play, all the protagonists have suffered. Some were hanged. Some banged. Some assassinated. Some barred. Some disbarred. Some dragged. And some humiliated never to speak again. And the antagonist has reigned since 1947. With AK47.

Boys are of the view that allegations without proofs are not acceptable. Now who’s going to tell the cat that allegations with proofs are not allegations. They are… Let’s not tell. Let’s eat at home. In this peace without a piece. Of hyperinflation. But we can write essays. For example, a long time ago, Hamood…

It’s another disgusting age. This time of audio and video leaks. Most recently, audios are taking a lead. Thanks heavens. Otherwise, it would have been a naked animal farm. Sometimes, leaks are against judges. Sometimes against opponents. Sometimes against others dissidents. Rarely against the one on lap at the moment. And never against the military.…

Mourning. Again. Outside is an amazing crowd. Doing everything on the call of their leader. Inside is a leader who has no courtesy for those outside. He make videos with shells and bullets in front of his desk, without empathy for those who collect these for his videos.   Sometimes, he mourns a death. He…

One thing that unites this country is police. It’s same from north to south. Their faith of violence, injustice, apathy, and disregard of humans is homogenous. From Islamabad to Peshawar to Quetta to Karachi to Lahore. They brag on Twitter. As Bhai and Api. So nice and cool in tagging each other to take notice…

You get hired. You get brainwashed. You get commissioned. Over the years, you become patriotic only to sell patriotism with a gun in hand. Step by step, you rise on echelons of barbarity until you become the chief of barbarians. Then you kill. You kill people in hundreds and thousands. Here and there and everywhere.…

Ishaq Dar gave us a hint of his failure a few days back. He used religion. He remembered God. It’s typical. People in power do that to stay in power after failures. Imran Khan excelled this and propagated it dangerously. Khan’s own home was regularized for pennies in Islamabad while the poor were thrown out…

Hate Modi for mass murder. Acquit Rao Anwar for the same. Free Ehsan Ullah Ehsan, the murderer. Jail Ali Wazir, the victim. Weep for Palestine. Supply military for Yemen. Cry for Kashmir. Ignore Uighur. Make Taliban. Kill Taliban. Rent yourself to free Afghanistan. Rent yourself again to capture Afghanistan. Ban the politicians from live transmissions.…

When they are in apparent power, they rejoice arrests of opponents. When they themselves are opponents, they talk of freedom of speech and civil rights. Nonetheless, they all got naked within a span of a year. Some months. They all. Last time they were all united was for Extension of the Chief. First time they…