Category: Pakistan

  • Rats in Floods

    Ugly ducklings. Every politician is being a criminal here. Or a traitor. Whatever! Shaukat Tarin is a new rat. We know that. This rhymed. IK is playing the politics of jalsas even now. But he makes sure that the ramps are flooded so when he walks, a scene is there for the crowd to cherish…

  • Bhera

    It’s not just Bhera. It’s Raja Porus’s Bhera. Alexander the Great had his meeting with the Raja here. It was a victory but towards a downfall. Down the road, Bhera is back. Not on horses but among donkeys. Communism (Laal Band) was standing in capitalist McDonald’s (it’s a joke) to witness the revolution. Every ideology…

  • There’s no Solution

    Military + it’s pimps + inappropriate use of religion and hallelujah! The debacle of Shehryar Afridi and his lies in the name of God, and his life goes down with a smirk of Fawad Chaudhary. But he will sustain. Liars do sustain. The incumbent pimps are no different. They lied too. They lied about missing…

  • Shall disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it

    Even if a person starts voicing your voice, he/she isn’t trustworthy because of his/her opportunism and change of circumstances. Though, not in all cases. People change too. But truth doesn’t change. Truth stays intact. I have always been an anti-establishment due to their political gimmicks and making this country a living hell. Always. Long before…

  • Torturing the Tortured Souls

    It depends. Your democratic rights depend on the value you have within the state. State within a state, to be precise. For example, you can march and sit and halt the capital, with the Supreme Court on your side. Or you can march, sit, and halt major roads for days and no one bothers. Sometimes,…

  • Budget 2022-23

    Ok Herd! Considering the ugly financial shape of the country, the budget 2022-23 is just fine. Or you can say its ugly; not uglier. Sounds better? Doesn’t matter. Let’s start with the mighty military budget for the mighty military who stands as the citadel of Islam. Though succumbing to 5,000 TTP. But you don’t know…

  • TTP. Again!

    Total TTP strength is roughly 5k. They have killed tens of thousands since 2007. 79,999? Who knows? They caused damages in billions. Yet, they live. And are loved sometimes. A lot of times. Because we love blood. On hands. In streets. Mud on face. Such disgrace. Kicking our arse all over the place. We are…

  • Useless Deterrence

    You have nuclear bombs. But no electricity. And water scarcity. And 25 million out-of-school kids. And health in crises of its own. I Deviated. Let me come again: You have nuclear bombs. Which means, you have nuclear deterrence. Still, you have new idiotic projects of new missiles every year. New strikes. New this and that.…

  • 60-up Fuel

    30 more. 60 in quick days. Petrol is taking a hike and no one’s giving a damn. Damn! No relief for the poor. Nothing. But stories of bankruptcy and all the irrelevant shit that has nothing to do with you – continue. Yet no one’s going bankrupt except those who are already bankrupt. Make things…

  • Budget Season

    If you guys remember about DDP (District Development Package) that was included in ADP 2021-22 of Punjab – imposed by CM Office without consent / approval from administrative departments – then you must know where we stand today in terms of budgeting. First, do search “DDP” on this page and you will find a detailed…