Category: Pakistan

Why this hypocrisy against Shahrukh Jatoi? Why are you not happy from the judicial brothel of Pakistan? Why are you complaining against the Pimps that sell justice?

Wait for Zahir Jaffer to be bailed out. Wait for Shahnawaz Amir to get married again. Wait for all the murderers to be released because they all are released somehow.

The state is in business of this murder, collateral damage, qisas and diyat.

The religion has a whole provision to give a safe passage to the murderers with money. I know. You will come up with this and that and blah blah. Let’s suppose we agree on what you come up with. Still, there is that gray area to go ahead with money. You know that too. Wasn’t Shahrukh Jatoi pardoned under Qisas and Diyat Law?

Com’on! It’s legitimate.

And apart from that, this is exactly the system. Kill millions and be remembered by history as a great warrior. A great general. Iron fist.

The constable was standing on the crossroad doing his job. He was killed intentionally by Majeed Achakzai, who was later acquitted by the court.

A whole family was killed by CTD (read “Counter Terrorism Department) in Sahiwal that was on way to attend a marriage. Two kids were left alive to mourn the missed opportunity of death for the rest of their lives in this land of impure.

Ehsanullah Ehsan, the killer of 148 souls in APS School, was also freed – escaped – after having primetime slot on TV screens across the country.

260 workers were burnt down in Baldia and the killers still roam free. In fact, there is no clue of the killers. The judicial brothel made it so complex that even the killers are confused if they had killed anyone.

444 were killed by Rao Anwar and he is as free as ever. He was called by the apex court for months and he didn’t show up. Then he showed up and the Chief Pimp didn’t get angry at all.

Thousands of missing people are being missed and sometimes they popup from unidentified graves, yet no court dares to intervene for human rights.

80,000 were murdered in bomb blasts across the country in over a decade. No one resigned. No one was held responsible. And no one is guilty.

Because they are all in this together. Hundreds can be behind bars on mere suspicion based on evergreen blasphemy law. But kill hundreds and you can roam free. Or hundreds together can kill one in a mob justice and the religion will be safeguarded.

They are in this together. They don’t care about you. Or your children. Who are alive and are yet to be sacrificed for the honor of the land which doesn’t exist.

So? Why this sudden noise of being looted of something you never had in the first place?
Don’t be a sensitive idiot.
You earned this.
You deserve this.
Until you stand up, turn around, and dare to burn the citadel down.

Hundreds of dead bodies have been found on rooftop of Nishtar Hospital in Multan. The video is making rounds. Rightly. Dead don’t make noise. Videos of dead do.

And dead stink. They didn’t? They didn’t stick hard may be! Failed to make an impact on the dead society moving underneath.

Imagine lying there for years like that. Full moons. Sunny days. Beautiful rains. Starry nights. And some hundreds of dead bodies around you. For years and years.

Anyway, the Health Department of Punjab has issued a letter. Congratulations! A typical bureaucratic letter. Let’s dissect it, the way Nishtar dissected the dead bodies.

• “I am directed to refer…”. Typical start to be blameless, even though the letter is by a PMS officer.
• “… decaying dead bodies on the rooftop of Nishtar Hospital, Multan has surfaced causing public outcry.”  Which means we were not going to take a notice otherwise. And they didn’t. Because this is not a new news.  
• “Competent authority has taken a serious notice”. That’s the usual joke. It’s the incompetent authority that had REM during its sleep after public’s noise. Idiots.
• “Carry out an in-depth investigation…”. Asking the MS to do an in-depth investigation. Asking the culprit to begin. Why don’t you guys make a committee under Commissioner and Deputy Commissioner and a couple of other duffers. The committee will be able to present an in-depth by the time the dead bodies are completely decomposed.
• “Within three days…. Urgent.” Imagine. It is urgent. And 3 days. That’s all about the serious notice of the incompetent authority.

Now come to the hierarchy. This is under Minister Yasmin Rashid. The same iron lady from the road, who had health department since 2018 with a little break.

After her majesty, comes the Secretary – the incompetent authority to be precise. The letter, the notice, the urgency, and his future action plan will reveal his incompetency pretty soon but it won’t matter. He will keep on getting promotions because it is not the work that matters but the hand that signing your ACR. Keep that hand filled and busy and ACRs will go excellent.

And then comes the District Administration and other baboos on the field. They are going to cook the dead bodies and eat them after cooking them a little. Just wait and see.

The ugliness in the system is because of the system which is outdated. It was a system of the Colonizers to control the masses. They did. They did well. But then they left.  

This same system of pages and files and “put-up” and “noted” and “approved” and “seen” is rotten. Gradual growth with set qualification and promotion of employees should lead to the top. Or technocracy should take-over. This whole filing system should be online as it will keep a perfect eye on pendency and files won’t vanish suddenly. The existing use of millions of pages on daily basis should end.

These leftovers of the colonizers don’t even know that they are mere jokers and as soon as they leave the room, people laugh at them.

The other day, a CSP lady with superiority complex since induction got a little attention on Twitter. She went to US – not with her money – to brag how her AC Jhelum House – not her house – was bigger than White House with no need of medical insurance or study loans etc. The joke went out of her hand because of being an idiot. Later, she had to defend the low intellect with lower intellect. She had the attention though.

Such minds are going to handle the case of hundreds of dead bodies found on the rooftop. Such minds didn’t know that before as the case is clearly years old. Some of the dead bodies can be seen to be there for more than 2 years.

No one noticed. Until now. Public outcry. Serious notice. In-depth investigation. 3 days. Urgent. Your arse.  

P.S. by the way, such mass dead bodies only make noise in Punjab. Such scenes from Balochistan doesn’t even count. May be its routine there and a scene here. Who knows except those who knows who is sleeping with who?

Don’t feel like bleeding. Yet, you feel like sniffing blood.

First, it is about the mood. Or feelings. Or pain. Or empathy. Or sympathy. Or something else; beyond description which you need to get rid of; when you feel like penning it all down. Not on all topics. It is not journalism here but random numbness of things that matter and things that don’t. Just random. Like birth, life, death and everything around us including us.

Let’s start with women.

Ladies first. First in murder, misery, rape, molestation and injustice. Sara Inam was easily murdered. Because Noor Mukadam was easily murdered. Sara Inam suffered because Zahir Jaffar didn’t suffer. Zahir Jaffar lived and so shall Shahnawaz Amir. The whole system is connected. From the birth of a woman to her brutal death.

It’s not just here. Iran has similar rubbish, but the death of one woman shook the country. Unlike us, they drove to roads and danced under naked stars to make a point. The point is freedom. Freedom for women. To choose and not to choose. To not choose and to choose.  

Now come to the Transgender Bill. Well, if you would have spoken on your Electricity Bill for justice, your lives would have been a little better. But no. You thought the bill is anti-religion, and you came out to defend it. I get that religion is weak, and it needs guards all the time. But who will guard the violent guards?

The bill is fine. It does not change your gender from male to female or vice versa. It gives you a new gender ‘X’. And no, you cannot marry a person of same gender through this bill. This bill is not a way to homosexuality. Do you even need a bill or a law to engage in homosexuality? Do you think the madrassahs hide behind any bill for homosexuality and child abuse? Are you really that stupid? That’s a rhetorical question.

The hub of homosexuality are madrassahs. Abolish this first, and then come back to me – with respect – and we shall have a talk about transgenders in detail. We shall become X-Men.   

On to bullet proof vehicles for boys. Well, you just get to know these things now. The parallel system always worked this way. Elite vehicles without taxes always come through Balochistan to serve in the military. For the military. There is a complete parallel world that lives in this country… with or without notifications.

With all these bullet proof elite vehicles and DHAs and everything else, the main mission of the military went wrong. Rogue. They made IK. Just like Nawaz and others. They branded him with populism and religion. They made him big, but the dummy was equally idiotic to fall. Like the other dummies. But now, the mission has gone rogue. The dummy has adopted the sad strategy so well that the makers are in hiding. And shame.

Apart from everything, you must give credit to IK for taking the bull by the horns. Though he is trying to get the bull by the heart again and again, but still.

By the way, there was nothing wrong with IK in GCU. If Bajwa in LUMS was fine, so was this. The debate can be that IK should have gone for an interactive session instead of a ‘jalsa’ – with better words to utter, otherwise it was fine.

On the other side of Punjab and Pindi is a city called Islamabad. The capital. Not the capital. A city of other idiots who don’t even matter a lot of the times. Yet they are trying to call the shots. Desperately beaten by friends and foes and economy. Exported Miftah to import Dar – who is one of the reasons that Pakistan is in the cradle of IMF. Again. Long debate.

Audio leaks are amusing. Nothing surprising. We all know these planted pawns are there for vested interests. First, SS got exposed for family business and then IK’s narrative of foreign conspiracy went down the drain.

Who is leaking the audios? It’s a rhetorical question. Obviously, the one who never got leaked is the leaker. This is how good our leakers are. They may not know other things, but they do know who is whispering what to whom in which manner to keep the boys high.

Apart from the play on stage and behind the curtains, your contribution is nothing more than a viewer who is watching the shit show with the hope of a happy ending. Well, there’s no happy ending. Not here in the theater at least. Maybe at the parlor around the corner! Anyway, that is a secured area. Guarded. You cannot Pass Go. You can only Go to Jail.

We are back to square one. It is here. Let’s start with women again. Ladies first…

Swat was not undone. Nothing was undone. Ever. It was kept on snooze. For a better time to come. And it has come. Came. Come. Time.

What did you expect when TTP was called for talks? Beat them. Ceasefire. Talk. Disagreements. Get beaten. Beat them. Ceasefire. Continue the drill soldier! In the name of budget and power forever.

Anyway, the state has been a security state since the beginning. It was for people – to be kidnapped. By the people – to kidnap. So that the state may perish perpetually with collateral damage – you – to fall necessarily when needed.

The idea of a security state was established right at the beginning. Because there was nothing else to begin with. The idea to secure religion. The idea to secure nationalism. The idea to secure patriotism. The idea to secure those who were supposed to secure you.

And the idea to keep you unsecure. And your blood. And your generations to come and fall in line so that those in the line of duty may stay safe. So that market needs never die. Supply and demand may remain intact.

Defense for the defense. Guards guarding the guards who were supposed to guard. Barracks. Check posts. And even then, bomb blasts and kidnappings.

So, Swat was done. Undone. Illusion. The biggest mastermind with blood of 144 escaped right from the guarded guards. The one with 444 murders still roams free. But make a speech of truth and you may go to prison for 2 years. Or more. Or not. With no escape plan or prison break series.

Extension is around the corner. It is in talks already. For the betterment of Swat. And the country. And neighboring countries. And the Ummah. And the whole world. This works even without extension. Because you are in a line to fall with no sense of humor about the whole joke.

This is so vague. This blood. Bombs. Hate. Vague.

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GEO is the new ARY.
ARY is the old GEO.

IK has N’s old narrative.
N has IK’s new curse.

Inflation had classic reasoning before.
Hyperinflation has modern logics now.

Everything was upside down.
Everything is downside up.

There’s no change except of faces.
There’s no exchange except of feces.

Only two remained unhindered and intact:
November boys,
And His Highness.

Ugly ducklings. Every politician is being a criminal here. Or a traitor. Whatever!

Shaukat Tarin is a new rat. We know that. This rhymed.

IK is playing the politics of jalsas even now. But he makes sure that the ramps are flooded so when he walks, a scene is there for the crowd to cherish and moan. Confused. No donations for floods. Pressurized. Telethon for floods. No trust on government machinery, even though he leads half the machinery. Yet, no. Thieves!

SS in federal is nothing more than a juggler. He knows the fault lines in NDMA but can’t say or do anything. Because NDMA was not much civil a while back. Ironically, nothing is civil. Everything is uniformed. He has all the time for bad decisions. Just messed with the electricity bills and soon he will sign petrol hike.

Then came NS and made a mockery of his own party by getting angry on his own party for the sake of his own party. Flush that!

And then there was a Talpur of PPP who was showering Rs.50 notes on flood victims. Must be feeling giant of himself. A way to heaven, perhaps.

Every scene is nothing short of a mujra here.

The singer was in trouble in Balochistan. Military went right on time. That was one of the best marketing opportunities in floods so far. Cashed nicely. But when the brothers drowned after waiting for hours, nothing mattered. Aleema was rescued but not the unknown poor souls who were floating here and there.

People are like that. Mess your maid. Abuse her all day. Keep on insulting her. Shout. And then give her a good meal at night. Makes you feel “Oh! How good I am. Better than all others. People don’t even give food. Thank God!”

This is the philosophy of illusioned heaven. Like Malik Riaz do. He keeps his langar-khanas open and provide meals to hospitals from all the money he has gathered from sweat and blood of the same hungry souls who are being fed.

Even normal humans – not normal though – are on way to make some bucks. Charities are in movement. Funds will be gathered. Cuts will be taken. After earthquake of 2005, people used to fill trucks for victims, and later-on, luggage was dumped, and cash was distributed. It was all business then. It is all business now. Not all though. Just like not all men…

Everyone is a rat in his/her own capacity.

Every single one, in power and influence, is sniffing like rats. And rats do come out when there’s flood. Or they run and leave when the ship is sinking.

The other day, elders were having a discussion. Everyone had a side to defend and a side to criticize. PMLN did that. PPP did that. PTI did that. This should be done. Blah blah. Ah!

All His Highness said was “No. I don’t believe in charities. And I don’t have money. Lose-Lose. So, firstly, the one who has opened the tap of floods, should close the tap. Secondly, the one who has given the life to victims, should intervene and save. Thirdly, those who are bestowed with power over victims, should come and help. Lastly, how much we can defend? The other day, religion was in danger, and we were supposed to defend the religion too.”

The discussion ended. On a bad note. With a new topic with one victim: His Highness. Never mind. At least they ended up in unity.

Ironically, the only rat left in the room was His Highness.

Bi-ironically, this post was supposed to be of two lines, till it rhymed.

It’s not just Bhera. It’s Raja Porus’s Bhera. Alexander the Great had his meeting with the Raja here. It was a victory but towards a downfall.

Down the road, Bhera is back. Not on horses but among donkeys.

Communism (Laal Band) was standing in capitalist McDonald’s (it’s a joke) to witness the revolution. Every ideology was kinda mixed up. Women in western clothes were taunting a man in eastern clothes for being imported. And all were there for imported meat. What a meet? McDonald’s in itself is a separate country with GDP over… let’s not embarrass ourselves with halal capitalism.

Those were jokes.

Such nuances are ugly but we are trained. We used to pick tens and hundreds of dead bodies regularly for over a decade in bomb blasts. We are trained for the worst. Right now we are in talks to have a deal with those who killed around 70k people. How cool are we?

Bhera happened. Nothing much. Ahsan Iqbal faced it well. With fame and power comes this. But yes, it was ugly and shouldn’t have happened. Ugliest rivals with opposing ideologies don’t fight this way. These two are of the exact same ideology and manifesto yet they fight for their turn on lap.

Communism was consuming capitalism and witnessing the political chaos where one democrat was being thwarted by the supporters of ousted democrat. That’s how it all was. Twist: none was / is a democrat.

Take a note of ignorance. It’s a matter of stupidity and cult mentality. This won’t lead to anywhere good and we are not demanding good. We are fine with the status quo with only one condition of my lap dancer.

Solution. Yes. It’s like the monopoly game. Do not pass Bhera. Do not go to McDonald’s. Don’t merge homies and commies. And don’t fight for two sides when they are exactly the same.

Military + it’s pimps + inappropriate use of religion and hallelujah!

The debacle of Shehryar Afridi and his lies in the name of God, and his life goes down with a smirk of Fawad Chaudhary.

But he will sustain. Liars do sustain.

The incumbent pimps are no different. They lied too. They lied about missing people. Sat with them and made promises.

Bilalwal promised. Maryam promised. And both took the opportunity of being Zalims. Tortured the already tortured souls with the same police force which they hated a while back.

There is no solution. So stop asking for one. For now, just know the problem. Identify it clearly. Knowing it is the first step and the only step for now. And next time, vote for new faces. Absolutely new ones with a vision and a manifesto.

But with the boys in town, even that’s not going to work.

Even if you will fulfill requirements of a strong case, you will end up in dick chamber of Retard Justice Javed Iqbal who is into oral exploration more than his desk job. The filth behind the tables is too much. Too many. Fat pigs with impotent tails between their legs, but eyes and tongues as lusty as a young boar.

There’s no solution. Not for now. Identify the problem. Know it. And wait for the time when you will have to come out to follow a genuine lead to burn the cruelty in ashes along with all the cruel pigs.

Even if a person starts voicing your voice, he/she isn’t trustworthy because of his/her opportunism and change of circumstances. Though, not in all cases. People change too.

But truth doesn’t change. Truth stays intact.

I have always been an anti-establishment due to their political gimmicks and making this country a living hell. Always.

Long before us were some giants who gave us similar sense. First one was Jinnah himself who didn’t like the political interests of Ayub. He warned him. He warned other men in uniform. Because Jinnah was for democracy.

Then there was Habib Jalib. Unshaken. Took Bhutto, Yahya, Zia and military to his poetic criticism without taking or changing sides. Because Jalib was for people.

Then there was Asma Jahangir. From Zia to Nawaz to Musharraf to Zardari to military; she didn’t spare anyone. Fearless and brave. Because she was for the rule of law.

There have been international voices too. Julian Assange. Edward Snowden. Arundhati Roy. Many others. They didn’t take side with people in power. They took side of people. Of truth. Of the unvoiced.

Now, just because someone is echoing your tone doesn’t mean his slate is clear. He will change his stance sooner than you think. Just wait for his environment to change. He’s a bluff. You know his other views.

People were asking for proofs. Proofs? He has his channel on YouTube. Search him on Twitter and you will find what you are looking for. Always look for yourself. This is age of Google. You can get things with smart taping on your screen.

And even then, you may disagree. It’s fine. Similarly, you may disagree without labeling others with treason and anti-nationalism too. Just because the roles are reversed, try to have a grasp of the whole situation for future evolution of minds. It’s important.

Intellectual honesty is a crime in any totalitarian regime. Orwell said that. This country has always been in totalitarian mode. If one was happy with one totalitarianism and unhappy with the other one, he himself is a question mark. Con artist.

His Highness stands corrected regarding Imran Riaz Khan. Stunts work and he knows the game well. Stunts, acting and some talent with mouth. Wonder why you guys hate TikTokers?

P.S. Handling of Imran Riaz Khan by the state police is uncalled for. It’s wrong, ill-targeted and disgusting. Disagreement with him doesn’t mean this. The same is the ideology for others… Ali Wazir, PTM, people of Balochistan, families of missing people, and all others who are not into violence and just want to speak and heard.

Ok herd!