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Attention!
Herd! His Highness gets your attention when he calls you an idiot. Or dumb. Or herd. It’s like Jerry Maguire’s “You had me at stupid”. The fault definitely isn’t in his stars. It’s the other way round. Around. It’s nothing personal. It looks like but it isn’t. Just want you to read a couple of…
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Woman with Three Children
A poor woman was passing with her three children, laughing and blushing; and you realize it’s not about poverty at all. Not even if some are without shoes. But other times, you see poverty ridden faces, freckles, hunger, unliveable homes, and medical problems; and you realize it is all about poverty. There was a big…
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Rs.25/- per Cigarette
The air His Highness breathes – and common people too – has been heavily taxed. It’s Rs.25 per cigarette for Dunhill smokers now. Rs.500 a pack. This is inhumane. First it was the burning of fuel. Now, it’s the burning of soul.Which means, you cannot drive. And you cannot be driven. And what’s the purpose…
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No Rest in Peace for you, Mr. Musharraf!
You get hired. You get brainwashed. You get commissioned. Over the years, you become patriotic only to sell patriotism with a gun in hand. Step by step, you rise on echelons of barbarity until you become the chief of barbarians. Then you kill. You kill people in hundreds and thousands. Here and there and everywhere.…
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The Word ‘Idiot’ has a Face
If the word ‘idiot’ had a face, it would have been… wait! It’s caretaker setup in Punjab but it’s a caretaking setup for PMLN. The top bureaucracy of the province is PMLN affiliated as evident from the last night’s shuffle. That’s a shame. Not that but ‘affiliated bureaucracy’ is a shame. The primary characteristic of…
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Ain’t That Good Opium Anymore
Ishaq Dar gave us a hint of his failure a few days back. He used religion. He remembered God. It’s typical. People in power do that to stay in power after failures. Imran Khan excelled this and propagated it dangerously. Khan’s own home was regularized for pennies in Islamabad while the poor were thrown out…
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Cloud Atlas
Hate Modi for mass murder. Acquit Rao Anwar for the same. Free Ehsan Ullah Ehsan, the murderer. Jail Ali Wazir, the victim. Weep for Palestine. Supply military for Yemen. Cry for Kashmir. Ignore Uighur. Make Taliban. Kill Taliban. Rent yourself to free Afghanistan. Rent yourself again to capture Afghanistan. Ban the politicians from live transmissions.…
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Insects!
When they are in apparent power, they rejoice arrests of opponents. When they themselves are opponents, they talk of freedom of speech and civil rights. Nonetheless, they all got naked within a span of a year. Some months. They all. Last time they were all united was for Extension of the Chief. First time they…
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Hear! Hear! Rao Anwar is Innocent.
How many times this page has mentioned Rao Anwar? May be 444 times. Or more. Anyway, congratulations. The judicial brothel, where judges sell themselves for some price, have acquitted Rao Anwar. No wonder, the murderers are always safe here. Like Ehsan Ullah Ehsan was. This is a big nexus. Rao Anwar is police. Judges are…
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Power Outage. No Outrage.
No satire. His Highness is like James Bond, going ‘all-in’ in poker. His Highness actually wants the country to default. No pun. He wants power outages or blackouts for permanent. He wants hundreds of ships and cargoes lined up in Arabian Sea for months for clearance. He wants the whole economy to go down into…