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Animal Farm of Bureaucracy
Bureaucracy is idiotically funny. Whoever comes on top, must be accepted. The shit that comes down from anus of the boss, must be taken in hands by the juniors. With respect. That’s why the whole recruitment system is based on finding ‘yes boss’. That is another reason that every secretariat is hustling and bustling in…
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Martial Races
After 1857 Mutiny, British India started to recruit specific people in their military based on their history of faithfulness. Punjabis (including Indian Punjab) and Pashtuns were on top and were recruited with favoritism as they stood faithful to English against their own fellow citizens during the mutiny. This is the base of theory of martial…
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Judicial Brothel
Saad Rizvi comes out. Ali Wazir remains inside. That’s the whole judicial narrative of Pakistan. Banned is not banned anymore. It’s welcomed by the impotents in power. NAP, however, is trashed. By threatening the state with a couple of dead bodies, you can become a democratic entity. This is the message and this is the…
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TLP-PTI Season 2021
2017: TLP is standing for the Prophet PBUH and we are standing with them. Close the roads. Burn the papers. Bring the capital down. Throw the government out. [After the Break: Rs.1,000/- each] 2018 A: No comments. No participation. Ok, burn but we are not burning with you. Elections are ahead and we want power…
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State Must Be Secular
That is why the state must be secular. The heroes of 2017 are villains today. Why? Religion. Interestingly, both the sides are religious and safeguarding Islam. Safeguarding Islam? From? Does Islam need your safeguarding? No. It’s you who need Islam to sell your products. It’s a marketing tactic. What is the meaning of being religious?…
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District Development Package (DDP) of Punjab 2021-22
This piece is in response to Mr. Hasaan Khawar, SACM to the Chief Minister Punjab, who has recently tweeted that District Development Package (DDP) is a game-changer for Punjab. Well, it is not a game-changer. Budget 2020-21 was prepared with mockery in the name of ‘Development’. Punjab – like KPK – has made one of…
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Random Numbness (Sep 2021)
Long time, no Highness. It’s easy to accept that 9/11 was an inside job. But it’s tough to get the same insight regarding APS 2014. However, one thing for sure is, both the incidents served intelligence and militaries of the respective countries. That’s why people like Ehsan Ullah Ehsan escape like Jerry and no one…
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Babus & Babies
It’s easier to make a kid understand a thing than a DMG/PAS officer. Or any CSP/PMS in general. What’s the hierarchical idea of private organizations? Imagine a new CEO is imposed on Google. A CSP of course. Or in Yahoo. Or Tesla. Or Amazon. Or NASA. What will that lead to? Obvious disaster. Here Education…
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Lionel Messi
Prior to 2011, I knew nothing about football. I always thought of it as 22 men running after a ball madly. Faking injuries. Diving. Striving for penalties rather than scoring. And, I thought it as an artless game. Then I got Xbox. After some shooting games, came EA’s FIFA. With Messi on cover, I started…
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Budget 2021-22 – Behind the Scenes
Do you know what is happening with the upcoming budget (particularly the development – taraqqiati – budget)? Do you know what the plan is and how all the MNAs and MPAs (particularly in Punjab and KPK) are being cooled down with the new methodology adopted under “District Development Packages”? Have you noticed that all the…