Conversation in Hell

Ex-Opposition:
Government is corrupt. It isn’t spending on public welfare. Vote for us.

Government:
Situation is worse than we anticipated. Because past governments were corrupt.

Public:
We know that. That’s why we elected you.

Not-Public:
Elected?

Public:
Elected by general public. Us.

Not-Public:
Selected. By General. Not public. Us.

Public:
Ok! We don’t care. Tell us where to put our concerns?

Not-Public:
In your ass.

Civil Service:
The proposal may be considered for further process in the matter.

Judiciary:
Language! We may ban you. Tube.

Government:
And books too.

Not-Public:
And criticism too.

Opposition:
Money-trail too.

Not-Public:
Agreed! Money trail too.

Public:
Ban reproduction altogether.

Civil Service:
The proposal may be considered for further process in the matter.

Public:
Oh for fuck sake!

Herd:
Don’t you dare talk like that. You can leave the country if you don’t like it.

Public:
I have.

Herd:
Oh! You coward! Come back and talk like a man.

Public:
Should I leave or should I come back?

Civil Service:
The proposal may be considered for further process in the matter.

Michael Jackson:
All I wanna say that they don’t really care about us.

Public:
Aren’t you dead?

Michael Jackson:
Yes. You are dead too.

Public:
Is it graveyard? Isn’t it Pakistan?

Michael Jackson:
Yes. Yes. Welcome.

Government:
Eternal peace.

Civil Service:
The proposal may be considered for further process in the matter.

Not-Public:
No it doesn’t. It’s eternal piece.

Government:
Land of pure.

Author: SakiNama

His Highness

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